The Princess Protection Program Quotes

“Why is a doorway question. It opens to endless possibilities,” her tutor had said. “Whenever you encounter certainty, ask ‘Why?’ and you will find the journey of knowledge is endless.”
― Alex London, The Princess Protection Program: A Subversive Fairy Tale for Kids (Ages 8-12) Where Princesses Become Their Own Fairy Godmothers

“Princess! It is not safe here any longer!" he called. "Are you? Umm... finished with your... umm..." He didn't know how to ask his royal bride-to-be if she was done pooping.”
― Alex London, The Princess Protection Program