The Magic Pudding Quotes

“Apologies are totally inadequate,' shouted Uncle Wattleberry. 'Nothing short of felling you to the earth with an umbrella could possibly atone for the outrage. You are a danger to the whisker-growing public. You have knocked my hat off, pulled my whiskers, and tried to remove my nose.”
― Norman Lindsay, The Magic Pudding

“Don’t you know that nothin’ gives a man greater remorse than havin’ his face punched, his toes trod on, and eggs rubbed in his hair?”
― Norman Lindsay, The Magic Pudding

“We’ll, if it ain’t enough to dumbfound a codfish.”
― Norman Lindsay, The Magic Pudding

“Let your conduct be noble, and never sing the National Anthem to people wearing bell-toppers.”
― Norman Lindsay, The Magic Pudding

“Rumpus Bumpus,”
― Norman Lindsay, The Magic Pudding