I Heart Vegas Quotes

“but Alex's last girlfriend? now there was a female human being who had worked hard to deserve her given moniker. As far as i was concerned, she was going to that special circle of hell reserved for Hitler, Jusin Bieber and the man who invented high-waisted jeans.”
― Lindsey Kelk, I Heart Vegas

“If I lost Alex, I wasn't losing everything I'd ever known, I was losing everything I ever wanted”
― Lindsey Kelk, I Heart Vegas

“Maybe I should just throw myself in the canyon. Oprah isn't on TV anymore, I saw the last Harry Potter movie. What is there to live for?' I tried really hard to think of something helpful.
'We still haven't seen the last Twilight film?'
'I read the book. They all die.'
'Really?'
'No. Dumbass.”
― Lindsey Kelk, I Heart Vegas