A Case of Lone Star Quotes

“Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.”
― Kinky Friedman, A Case of Lone Star

“The only thing wrong with Southern Baptists was they didn't hold them underwater long enough.”
― Kinky Friedman, A Case of Lone Star

“We went into Bennie`s, where Ratso bought all three newspapers: the Post, which I always read and Ratso hated, The New York Times, which Ratso loved and I didn't believe in, and the Daily News, which we both read to see if the Russians were attacking the Alamo yet.”
― Kinky Friedman, A Case of Lone Star

“Money may buy you a fine dog, but only love will make it wag it's tail”
― Kinky Friedman, A Case of Lone Star