Natural Selection Quotes

“Know me, Amber. I am Amelia Hoffman, and that," I said emphatically, gesturing towards them, "is my family. And if you or anyone does anything to harm them, I will turn the wrath of the Earth Mother on you. I will turn this entire town into a desert waste if I have to, but I will protect my family. If that makes us enemies, then I will weep for you when you are dead.”
― Elizabeth Sharp, Natural Selection

“Did you just seriously quote Grease? I think I'm gonna have to revoke your man card.”
― Elizabeth Sharp, Natural Selection

“He went to the coffee pot and picked it up, attempting to pour a cup before he realized it was empty and frowned. "Why is the rum always gone?" he muttered in his best Captain Jack Sparrow imitation as he riffled through cabinets.”
― Elizabeth Sharp, Natural Selection

“Nate shook his head with a crooked grin. "You haven't gone Back to the Future, McFly.”
― Elizabeth Sharp, Natural Selection

“Well, more or less, you just got struck by lightning."
"Wait, what?" My brain stopped processing for a prolonged moment unable to wrap around that one. How the hell had that happened? "So basically I was filled with 1.21 jiggawatts?
Can I travel through time now?”
― Elizabeth Sharp, Natural Selection