Confessions of a D-List Supervillain Quotes

“I suppose settling an argument with tear gas is poor sportsmanship”
― Jim Bernheimer, Confessions of a D-List Supervillain

“Being a supervillain means never having to say you’re sorry … Unless it’s to the judge or the parole board. Even then, you don’t really have to. It’s not like it’s going to change the outcome or anything.”
― Jim Bernheimer, Confessions of a D-List Supervillain

“I suppose settling an argument with tear gas is poor sportsmanship, but Athena and her ilk consider me a warm body, good for shit like this.”
― Jim Bernheimer, Confessions of a D-List Supervillain

“I’ve been waiting a long time to use that meme on someone.”
― Jim Bernheimer, Confessions of a D-List Supervillain