My Immortal Quotes

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was...Dumbledore!”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT...." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was...DUMBLYDORE!”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory enoby isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) “Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then . . . he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“Allah Kedavra!”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango’s after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“I luv u TaEbory.” he whispered sexily and den we fel aspleep lol.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“kan I plz burrow sum condemns”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.-- Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor McGoggle who was watching us and so was everyone else.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“Ebony." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Potter!"

I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.

Voldemort gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.

"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!"

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.

Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“I felt a little depress then, so I slit my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie in my you-know-what and we had sex for the first time.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“Snoop laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“When Voldemint was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Now do you fink he would still become Volxemort if he was in love? U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“Thou must kill Vampire Potter! Thou must! If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal

“Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.”
― Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal