How to Succeed in Evil Quotes

“Edwin is prepared to believe that a glass exists. And further, that this glass holds liquid.”
― Patrick E. McLean, How to Succeed in Evil

“He is called Excelsior. In Latin the name means "ever higher". This impossible man does not know this. To be fair, there are a lot of words he doesn't know.”
― Patrick E. McLean, How to Succeed in Evil

“he might admit a certain — well, not hope, you understand, but let’s just say Edwin is prepared to believe that a glass exists. And further, that this glass holds liquid.”
― Patrick E. McLean, How to Succeed in Evil

“Marijuana-steeped conversations concerning questions of wave formation often take on mystical dimensions. Oceanographers and meteorologists can get even farther out there. They smoke math.”
― Patrick E. McLean, How to Succeed in Evil