Zero Sight Quotes

“Let me take a moment to point out the glaringly obvious. Humans are idiots.”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“And then Dieter was like, 'Over my dead body!'
"And I was thinking my roomie was about to get his wish.
"And then Rei got super vampy and was like, 'Yield to my power!'
"And then Dieter started grunting and looked super uncomfortable.
"And then Rei took a step forward.
"And then Dieter dropped to his knees, but a moment later he started going 'Reee!'
"And I was like, 'Oh, for the love of God, please don't kill me.'
"And then Rei walked over and elbowed him in the head....
"That's about it. Oh, and there were grenades.”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“I fought the mighty urge to watch her put it on. My libido had just burst out of the closet and was tripping over furniture yelling, "Who? What? Where?" (Please excuse him. He doesn't get out much)”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“I spilled my cup of coffee straight onto my crotch. Superior heat retention has its drawbacks. I grimaced as the scalding liquid reached ground zero, but as I did my best to angle my jeans away from the Resnick family's last hope, my seatmate decided to dispose of her hoodie.
I juggled two pressing needs:
1) Protect the nethers.
2) Leer”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“There were many ways to extract information if you have more time? but if you were in a rush, they recommended flaying, crushing digits, or electrocuting the genitalia.(Say what you will about the Russians, they certainly didn’t beat around the bush.)”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“Rei glanced over at me and nodded. “Exactly, Dieter. Just avoid having the cattle and keep walking.” I cleared my throat. “A cow. It’s ‘don’t have a cow.’” Rei frowned. “I fail to see why it must be a female.”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“Internal bleeding?"
"Indeed," she said, gesturing to a bag of light red fluid. "You pee blood as we speak."
I felt down to my nether regions and blushed. There was a tube in my wee-wee. Rei smiled gleefully.”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“Her hair was bright red, her skin, pale, and I can't explain why, but something about her shouted, 'I heart granola.' She belonged in one of those commercials for asthma medicines. The one with two women skipping through the park as the voiceover says, "With my uncontrollable gasping under control, I'm free as a bird!”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“My Japanese designed, vacuum-sealed thermos was one of my most prized possessions. I had filled it up before I went to sleep so there were no worries. This baby laughed in the face of entropy.”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“I snipped off the stem and took a knee.
"For you, my love. A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet as your feet."
Jules smacked me on the back of the head.”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“In the distance, a squadron of F-18’s lined up to land at Nellis Air Force Base.”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“No nurse's outfit? Rei, I mean come on, give a guy a break."
"I'd be delighted, Dieter," she said with a broad smile. "How many breaks would you like?”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight

“Fontbonne Academy”
― B. Justin Shier, Zero Sight