Grow Up Quotes

“I think charity is like putting a plaster on a man with no skin.”
― Ben Brooks, Grow Up

“Because Time has been around for a long time, it often gets bored. In order to briefly relieve its boredom, Time enjoys constructing massively unlikely series of events. If the events are of the romantic kind, they're called Fate, and if they are of the negative kind, we call them Unfortunate Coincidence.”
― Ben Brooks, Grow Up

“8:03-8:10 a.m.: Brush teeth, go to toilet, make a conscious effort to produce reeking faeces.”
― Ben Brooks, Grow Up