Fuckness Quotes

“The only thing I could figure was most people were so fucking self-righteous they liked to destroy others’ wills so they felt like their own petty lives had some sense of purpose.”
― Andersen Prunty, Fuckness

“I called my philosophy the philosophy of fuckness. I first developed this philosophy when I realized I was the type of person who would go to just about any lengths necessary in order to avoid trouble and misery. That is, I just wanted to live life the way I wanted to live it without any interruptions or having to answer to anyone.”
― Andersen Prunty, Fuckness

“You can make contact with people all day but it only seems fulfilling when it’s with someone you truly enjoy.”
― Andersen Prunty, Fuckness

“If I had to sum up my philosophy of fuckness in a few words so I could cram it on a bumper sticker or t-shirt, those were the words I would have chosen: “Fuck it.”
― Andersen Prunty, Fuckness

“You know someone is mad when they cease caring about the retention of their bodily fluids.”
― Andersen Prunty, Fuckness

“Regardless, whether I was born to play the game or not, I refused.”
― Andersen Prunty, Fuckness

“Everybody else seemed to know how to play this game. It was like they had their games all chosen for them. Those fucks seemed to have some cheat sheet built right into their brains that had all the rules and tips and clues to these games spelled out on them.”
― Andersen Prunty, Fuckness

“I spent most of my time there wondering this: is a man who he is, should he be judged by his actions of the past and maybe even the present, or should he be judged by who he wants to become, what he is trying to be? Should a man be judged at all? And who is he judged by? Look out there.” Skad motioned out the window, at the high school kids practicing football. I turned my head to watch them.”
― Andersen Prunty, Fuckness

“Eventually I found my way out of the alley. The laughter had died down and I knew there was a foreboding wave of darkness waiting for me. I wondered why, when I had feelings of intense joy or happiness, I could always sense that black wave, cresting above and threatening to crash down on me at any time but, when I was actually having one of my sad spells, it felt like it was never going to end—like I would never get the happiness back.”
― Andersen Prunty, Fuckness

“I’ve already wrote a note to your teacher about that.” And she slapped the note down hard onto my chest, sending out those waves of pain. As she got closer to me I saw that some drool had worked its way out of her mouth, racing down one of her frownlines. That was her Drool of Fury. You know someone is mad when they cease caring about the retention of their bodily fluids.”
― Andersen Prunty, Fuckness

“Some people just seemed born to fail.”
― Andersen Prunty, Fuckness