Those Across the River Quotes

“But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty said, Let such critter be dead, and I said, 'Fuck You, he can still play the banjo.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“How easily the paint of civilization peels off with a little bad weather.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“Alas. That is a good word. Full of helplessness and beauty.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“After a pretty man breaks your heart, you're happy for a plain man.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“The landscape had been so maimed by this new kind of warfare it was as if human architects of great genius had sat down to plan hell, since no two of them could agree on the design of heaven.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“One of the hardest and truest things a grown-up learns is that sometimes it’s not okay.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“I mostly drink clear booze because the rest of it looks it's already been through a gentleman.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

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― CB, Those Across the River

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― CB, Those Across the River

“Round here we don’t turn no water into wine. Just corn into shine.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

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“Violence like that is private, don't you think?”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“But it was quiet here, too, except for the locusts, and now the frogs, joining together in their agnostic hymn.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“Funny that flower-bedecked sacrificial pigs struck him as Christian, but only heathens made jack-o’-lanterns.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“a woman who doesn't snoop after her man is either highly moral or doesn't care enough.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“ready to send a rosary of lead that could make whole companies kneel.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“But that family was alone. They would be alone no matter who came or how much food was brought to the house afterwards. The father of a dead son, when that son had no brothers, must stand alone with his surname dying in his mind. The mother of a dead son must stand alone even among her sisters with the memory of that child's birth and the wasted milk of his nursing.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River

“Everything made to be enjoyed for a little while and then broken. One day this, too, fractured like pot shards under a city.”
― Christopher Buehlman, Those Across the River