He Completes Me Quotes

“Its a good thing I'm here, big guy, because you have shit taste in friends."

Okay, I said the last part intentionally, knowing how Aaron would react. And right on cue, Aaron said:

"He's not my friend!"

"Well, I guess that settles it, Nick. You're not going to be rebound guy because, despite your predictions of woe, Aaron and I aren't breaking up. I'd say that we'll see you around, but I doubt that'll happen since you don't even rate friend status.”
― Cardeno C., He Completes Me

“Didn't think I had it in me, did you? Well, Ha!”
― Cardeno C., He Completes Me

“If you actually want me to fill in the blanks on this hopelessly boring information, you must be out of your fucking mind, and you clearly overestimated my capacity to give a shit about that sort of thing.”
― Cardeno C., He Completes Me

“And with that, my friend drove away and left me at the gates of hell, deceptively decorated to look like a Martha Stewart magazine.”
― Cardeno C., He Completes Me