Carrots Quotes

“There are times when a satisfying lie is better than the awful truth.”
― Colleen Helme, Carrots

“when you’re negotiating, you should always go for the thing you’re least likely to get first. Then you can always back off to some of these other things if that doesn’t work.”
― Colleen Helme, Carrots

“While I was on hold for Dimples, I glanced out of the third story window. Across the street, a man was casually leaning against a light pole. As he looked up at me, our eyes locked. He was tall and muscular, with tan skin, and wavy dark hair that was slicked back behind his ears. His face broke into a huge grin, before he quickly disappeared into the crowd. Had he just smiled at me? “Hello…hello…is anyone there?” Dimples asked. “Dimples! The strangest thing just happened. I saw a man jogging this morning, and now I think I just saw him again.” “Shelby? Where are you?” “I’m at Chris’ office. He was standing across the street, and saw me looking out the window.” “Did you get a good look at him?” “Yes…but it’s not the robber. I don’t know who this person is.” “Then it’s probably nothing.”
― Colleen Helme, Carrots