Happily Never After Quotes

“Do you know want I'm going to do first thing tomorrow?"
"Can I put in a request?"
"I'm going to call every man I've ever had sex with and demand an apology.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Happily Never After

“He's clean," Ritchie announced.
Chance wrinkled his nose with mild distaste. "Can't say the same about you. Really, man, soap is nothing to fear.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Happily Never After

“Then, when people saw you strolling around at high noon holding your rosary beads, they’d think, ‘Well, that can’t be a vampire.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Happily Never After

“How old are you?" Isa gasped. Okay, so she hadn't gotten around to asking some things.
"One hundred and forty-three," Chance supplied, giving her a quick kiss. "But don't worry, darling. I don't feel a day over the century mark.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Happily Never After

“Wasn't it time she risked getting hurt again, instead of just accepting the numbness of never letting anyone in?”
― Jeaniene Frost, Happily Never After

“Of course you are. Then you're going to give me multiple orgasms and pay off my mortgage too. I saw this movie, pal. It was in the fantasy section. (Isa)”
― Jeaniene Frost, Happily Never After

“You're a beautiful young woman walking without an escort at one in the morning. Why doesn't one of your staff at least see you to your car?"

"Because they're not sexist pigs who think women are incapable of taking care of themselves."

Chance rolled his eyes. "This has nothing to do with feminism. I'm all for gender equality, but the fact remains that women are targeted for more specific crimes than men, and the perpetrators of those crimes often look for circumstances such as these to attack."

"See this?" Isa pulled something dark and oblong out of her purse. Chance's mouth twitched.

"Turbo Vagisil?"

"No, It's a taser!" Isa said indignantly. "I can take care of myself, Chance. I've been doing that just fine for the past twenty-nine and a half years before you showed up, remember?”
― Jeaniene Frost, Happily Never After

“See this?" Isa pulled something dark and oblong out of her purse. Chance's mouth twitched.
"Turbo Vagisil?"
"No, it's a taser!”
― Jeaniene Frost, Happily Never After

“Power was supposed to be used for the protection of those you cared about, not for selfishness.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Happily Never After

“You know what they say. When you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.”
― Jeaniene Frost, Happily Never After