Death by Chocolate Quotes

“Working with somebody all day will either make you best friends or worst enemies.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“Well, there are some of us who believe in justice instead of legal technicalities.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“I don’t love him the way I love chocolate and Coke.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

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― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“If scientists could just figure out the chemical make-up of cats, Prozac would be out of business. Of course, we might all be chasing mice and coughing up fur balls, but I suppose nothing is without side effects.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“Men! God only put them on earth so pharmaceutical companies would have a market for Prozac and Valium.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“What an interesting coincidence that the first three letters of convince are con.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“He believed politeness shouldn’t involve doing anything he didn’t want to do, so when he asked me over, I knew he really wanted to see me.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“Of course, bad and illegal are not necessarily synonymous.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“Green or white. Clover’s pretty and smells good. And yellow dandelions are nice for contrast. Okay, the truth is, if a rock wants to sit in my yard and not even think about growing, that’s okay too. I kicked a puffy dandelion, sending the seeds scattering, and took a deep breath of the”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“His were hazel, like trees in the early spring when they’re ready to explode with leaves and even though they’re still winter-brown, you can see a green shimmer.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“Now I tell everybody my recipes are “secret” because I have no idea what I do to make them different.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“The wound was raw, open and bleeding.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“I needed some caffeine and sugar pumping through my veins before I could deal with his inevitable leaving again. Every time was like another knife straight to the gut.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate

“The air was still warm though it had a nostalgic feel to it, as if remembering all the fun of the summer slowly fading into the past and dreading the cold winter on its way.”
― Sally Berneathy, Death by Chocolate