Clan Rathskeller Quotes

“I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments.”
― Kevin Hearne, Clan Rathskeller

“People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.”
― Kevin Hearne, Clan Rathskeller

“Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history.

Atticus O'Sullivan”
― Kevin Hearne, Clan Rathskeller

“Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves.

No, they’re not dwarfs either.

Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I have to be politically correct when you’re the only one who can hear me.”
― Kevin Hearne, Clan Rathskeller

“You're tell me those are gnomes pretending to be dwarfs pretending to be elves? Are you trying to play Six Degrees of Bilbo Baggins again?”
― Kevin Hearne, Clan Rathskeller

“If Jeff wished to pursue the matter he'd have to leave his beer, and I felt intuitively that he would never do that.”
― Kevin Hearne, Clan Rathskeller