Meet Me at the Cupcake Café Quotes

“I have a head for business and a body for sin. Unfortunately, the sin appears to be gluttony.”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Café

“Life was always easier, reflected Issy, when you were carrying a large Tupperware full of cakes. Everyone was happy to see you then.”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Café

“Baking is...Life. So when you describe what you're making, you must describe life. Do you see? It's not just recipes..”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Café

“I want to go to the party!’
‘I said no.’
‘I’ve been totally good.’
‘You shot me with an arrow.”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Café

“Multiply all ingredients by four to get too many cupcakes.”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Café

“Muffins are just an American way of saying, ‘I eat cake for breakfast.”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Cafe

“How lovely to work at something you loved and knew you were great at, even if it was for a pittance and you occasionally got punched.”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Cafe

“She would have been considered a beauty in any period of history other than the early twenty-first century, when the only acceptable shape for a beautiful woman was that of a hungry six-year-old who had inexplicably grown solid apple-shaped tits out of her shoulder blades.”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Cafe

“He was from that generation—the type who didn’t change things just because they were tired of them, or they were outdated. You bought something, or married someone, and stuck with it.”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Cafe

“Some’ll rob you blind, some’ll kick you when you’re down, but you spread some good feeling and some warmth about, and people like that. Aye.”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Cafe

“Those were the 4:00 a.m. thoughts, when she felt so worthless and inadequate that it was almost funny. Not funny, but almost.”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Cafe

“She was at that age now where if she made too much fuss over them everyone assumed she was desperately broody and felt sorry for her, whereas if she wasn’t interested enough she was considered bitter and jealous and also secretly desperate for a baby but not able to show it. It was a minefield.”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Cafe

“Email was great, but she did miss being excited by the post. That was probably why people did so much Internet shopping, she reckoned. So they had a parcel to look forward to.”
― Jenny Colgan, Meet Me at the Cupcake Cafe