Wrong Answers Only Quotes

“I just don’t know if it’s worth the risk.’ She shakes her head. ‘I mean, Oliver’s super lovely – and my god, those dimples – but you know he’s not the type of guy I usually go for.’

‘You mean he’s nice to you?’

‘Well, kind of, yeah. Like, what if there’s no chemistry between us?’

‘Celine, as the top-scoring chemistry student in the state,’ I reply, garnering an enormous eye roll, ‘I can tell you that there’s only one way to find out, and that’s to test the reaction in a controlled environment.’

‘In English, please.’

‘Hook up with him.”
― Tobias Madden, Wrong Answers Only

“Hi, everyone,’ I reply, as if I’m about to give a family press conference like last time. ‘I’m fine.’

Mum leans in. ‘Fine? Did something happen?’

‘I’m great,’ I correct, knowing that Mum will think ‘fine’ means ‘bad’ and ‘bad’ means ‘dying’. ‘Everything is great. I’m having a great time.”
― Tobias Madden, Wrong Answers Only

“I don’t know if I’ve ever been this ill. It’s like my body is purging itself of some kind of demon. Like the vodka and tequila mated and spawned Satan inside me and he’s trying to claw his way out through my oesophagus.”
― Tobias Madden, Wrong Answers Only