Another Enchanted April Quotes

“I’m not you, Douglas. I don’t look at every keyhole as a possible future sex partner.”
― Eric Arvin, Another Enchanted April

“Jerry read for a good hour before he couldn’t take any more of the graphic heterosexual love scenes. “Some”
― Eric Arvin, Another Enchanted April

“plate stacked high with chocolate waffles (slutty pancakes, he called them).”
― Eric Arvin, Another Enchanted April

“This isn’t a town! he thought as he bundled his groceries out of the store. This is a goddamn gay film set… or an Eric Arvin novel! It’s absolutely absurd here. Tony”
― Eric Arvin, Another Enchanted April

“Tony rolled his green eyes”
― Eric Arvin, Another Enchanted April

“The longest piece of literature I've read lately was a tattoo on this biker I picked up last night. It said, If you're this close, you've gotta suck it.”
― Eric Arvin, Another Enchanted April

“He faced Doug. His eyes were wet. "I am not one of your tricks, Douglas."
"Of course, you're not."
"That's what I feel like tonight, seeing you in there with all those bodies. One of a thousand nights. One of a thousand fucks. And fuck you for making me feel this way. And fuck you again for making me say fuck in this beautiful place.”
― Eric Arvin, Another Enchanted April