Monster Hunter Alpha Quotes

“Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“[W]hen all else fails, kill it with fire.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“But like they say, if an idea’s stupid, but it works, then it ain’t stupid,”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“The guy that helped me learn this stuff suggested prayer and meditation. So I took up smoking.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“Her father had been a sailor. Her mother had been a siren. That particular relationship had worked out better than normal, with the sailor not being drowned then eaten, and Sharon had been the result, brought back to human civilization and raised to be a civilized young lady.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“Everywhere he went now there were laws stacked on top of other laws until there was a mountain of laws ready to collapse in a giant avalanche of meddling.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“You’re not from around here. You talk funny.” “Alabama. Where bears don’t eat people, it don’t usually snow, and it’s customary for the new guy getting told the tale to buy the drinks for the men doing the telling.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“I’m sorry. The KGB did not have classes in cracker.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“The government was the most merciless monster he’d ever dealt with, and it was the only one that he could never truly beat.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“Grown-ups are talking, so cram the PC bullshit.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“his revolvers on the floor and slowly”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

“Nice poncho, Rambo.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha