A Wodehouse Bestiary Quotes

“I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the middle of the room, and then they all shot past me with a rush and out of the front door; and all that was left of the mobscene was the head of a whacking big fish, lying on the carpet and staring up at me in a rather austere sort of way, as if it wanted a written explanation and apology.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, A Wodehouse Bestiary

“Then gradually, by degrees—little by little, if I may use the expression—disillusionment sets in. She sees him eating a poached egg, and the glamour starts to fade. She watches him mangling a chop, and it continues to fade.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, A Wodehouse Bestiary

“The Right Hon. was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "When!”
― P.G. Wodehouse, A Wodehouse Bestiary