Shrek! Quotes

“Did you ever see anybody so disgusting: said lightning to thunder, "never," growled thunder, "let's give him the works.”
― William Steig, Shrek!

“And they lived horribly ever after, scaring the socks off all who fell afoul of them.”
― William Steig, Shrek!

“Otchky-potchky, itchky-pitch,
Pay attention to this witch.
A donkey takes you to a knight --
Him you conquer in a fight.
Then you wed a princess who
Is even uglier than you.
Ha ha ha and cockadoodle,
The magic words are 'Apple Strudel”
― William Steig, Shrek!

“His mother was ugly and his father was ugly, but Shrek was uglier than the two of them put together. By the time he toddled, Shrek could spit flame a full ninety-nine yards and vent smoke from either ear.”
― William Steig, Shrek!