The Vampire Stalker Quotes

“I must do whatever I can to find the best partners possible."
"Did you kick their butts?"
He frowned. "The buttocks are among the least sensitive places to hit someone."
I laughed. "It's a figure of speech."
"To kick butts. Interesting.”
― Allison van Diepen, The Vampire Stalker

“How sad that I felt more of a connection to a fictional character than to a guy in real life.”
― Allison Van Diepen, The Vampire Stalker

“You shouldn't have told them you were my fiance."
"I thought if I were your fiance, they would let me see you immediately."
"It just made you sound weird. Nobody my age gets married.”
― Allison van Diepen, The Vampire Stalker

“Wait a minute— who is Mrs. Alexander Banks eight thousand and twenty-one?"
Uh-oh. He'd spotted the small icon at the top with my log-in name. I felt my face heat up. "It's just, uh, a name. Everyone has to log in under a made-up name."
He turned to me, narrowing his eyes. "Is this your made-up name?”
― Allison van Diepen, The Vampire Stalker

“being bitten by a vampire is not sexy”
― Allison van Diepen, The Vampire Stalker

“I tried to avoid it coming to that, but it was bound to happen...My attraction to you has tested my self-control and my concentration.”
― Allison van Diepen, The Vampire Stalker

“Why don't you try it? It might be easier to run in these than your boots."

"This shoe clearly is not my size, and there is no time to have more made."

I tried not to laugh. "They have some in the back room that are your size.”
― Allison van Diepen, The Vampire Stalker

“I'd been writing for as long as I could remember, but once I read Otherworld, I'd stopped writing original stories to focus on fan fiction. It was such a rich, exciting world that I couldn't think of writing anything else.”
― Allison van Diepen, The Vampire Stalker

“I wasn’t sure I wanted a love interest for Alexander. The thought of being jealous of a character in a book was silly, but I couldn’t help it. Alexander Banks was the closest to perfection
that any guy could ever be.”
― Allison van Diepen, The Vampire Stalker

“But the question that really drove me crazy was: Why had he kissed me? Luisa”
― Allison van Diepen, The Vampire Stalker

“The truth is, killing vampires is the only thing that makes me feel anything close to joy. Grotesque, isn’t it?” It was grotesque, but it was also understandable.”
― Allison van Diepen, The Vampire Stalker

“Literary physics. It sounded crazy,”
― Allison van Diepen, The Vampire Stalker