All She Wrote Quotes

“Not as intolerable as being dead, in my opinion, but I'm very fond of me. I would miss me a lot.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“Anyone who wasn't half-stoned on pain meds would have instantly realized what a really bad idea this plan was, but since that didn't include me, I didn't worry about it.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“He scooped up Victoria practically before she hit the ground, well within the five-second rule. If she'd been a potato chip, he could have still eaten her. Not something I particularly wanted to contemplate.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“Kit, you're forty. You look thirty. You act...well, never mind. You're carrying on like you think you're seventy”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“I want to fuck you in those glasses.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“To find them all in one package...well, perhaps better not to dwell on his package in my fragile state.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“I guess it was no secret I’d been unpleasantly startled to find myself suddenly hitting the big 4-0. You’d have thought the previous thirty-nine years were sufficient warning.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“Like fine wine, I do not travel well. Sure, when I was young, fresh, low in acidity and not so tannic, I was a more adventurous spririt.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“No one was in better position than I to know how easily shyness gets misread for arrogance or coldness or indifference.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“First of all, ideas aren’t the hard part. Secondly, there are no new ideas, only the author’s unique execution.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“When I get back to L.A. I'm going to buy myself a Blackberry and a slew of French-cuffed shirts. Possibly a nipple ring.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“I got some peculiar looks from staff and visitors alike, but no one challenged me, which is a statement as to what an air of confidence will do. Or how truly scary crazy people are.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“Eyes closed, I murmured, "Are you kissing it better?"

"Am I?"

"I think so. My lips hurt too.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“The best fiction captures the truth of real life.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“You say potato, I say potahto.” “I say rice pilaf. I say you’re trying to distract me with talk of side dishes.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“I determinedly weaved my way through the crowd, hauling my medical apparatus behind me like my little red wagon.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“I returned downstairs and stepped outside—and nearly jumped out of my skin. An elderly man stood on the flagstone step. “Did I startle you? I’m sorry.” He offered a leather-gloved hand and a quizzical smile. “No, no. Not at all,” I assured him, as though my normal means of locomotion was to bound like a startled deer through every doorway.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“We all have our methods for coping and they usually happen behind closed doors.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote

“You look thirty. You act…well, never mind. You’re carrying on like you think you’re seventy.” Was I? I guess it was no secret I’d been unpleasantly startled to find myself suddenly hitting the big 4-0. You’d have thought the previous thirty-nine years were sufficient warning. I glanced at his profile. “Okay. Maybe I’m a little hung up on the age thing. You have to admit gay culture is youth-oriented.”
― Josh Lanyon, All She Wrote