Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy Quotes

“Accidentally cut a few strips outta his patient’s brain. Interested in what would happen if he stitched them back in the wrong place. Patient woke up thinking he was a panda ice cream spatula.”
― Bradley Sands, Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy

“One of Those Poorly Written Stories That Are Impossible to Follow Because There Are Too Many Goddamn Characters”
― Bradley Sands, Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy

“A Texas Cowboy and His Pal, The Genie, on Vacation”
― Bradley Sands, Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy

“A Suicidal Amputee Tries to Kill Himself by Rolling Off His Bed, Down the Stairs, Through the Screen Door, and Into Traffic; Some Dominican Kids Poke Him With Sticks Too, and an Eagle Shits on Him”
― Bradley Sands, Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy

“SORRY I RUINED YOUR ORGY   Bradley Sands   Lazy Fascist Press Portland, OR”
― Bradley Sands, Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy