How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend Quotes

“Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo?”
― Gary Ghislain, How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend

“Zelda is just like any other girl on earth. She wants what they all want. She wants JOHNNY DEPP!”
― Gary Ghislain, How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend