Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers! Quotes

“Suddenly everybody was talking and whispering to one another. “They’ve gotta be kidding!” said Michael. “I’ll die without junk food.” “Life will be horrible,” said Neil, who we call Neil the nude kid even though he wears clothes. “This is gonna be worse than National Poetry Month!” said Ryan. “This is gonna be worse than TV Turnoff Week!” I said. “You boys are silly,” said Andrea. “I think ‘Say Good-bye to Sugar’ is a great idea. I like healthy food. My favorite foods are herb-roasted chicken, fresh fruit, and baked soy chips.”**** “Could you possibly be any more boring?” I asked her. “You’ll feel a lot better once you start eating less junk food,” Mrs. Cooney told us. “How about we give up vegetables instead?” I suggested. “Arlo, you probably never even tasted a vegetable,” said Andrea. “I did too,” I told her. “I tasted one once. Then I spit it out.” My friend Billy who lives around the corner told me that if you eat too many vegetables, you get a disease called vegetitus. So I stay away from that stuff. Besides, green is a weird color. It’s the same color as boogers. You shouldn’t eat stuff that’s green. That’s the first rule of being a kid. I was so depressed about ‘Say Good-bye to Sugar’ that I could hardly pay attention during social studies, math, reading, and”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

“vegetitus.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

“Q: WHY DO PIGS GO OINK? A: BECAUSE FIREMEN BANANA STOMACH PITCHFORK!”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

“Everything is bigger in Texas,”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

“Texas.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

“computer thought about it for a few seconds, and then it showed us a pig joke:”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

“I’ll die without junk food.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

“Okay, okay, I’ll tell you. But you have to read the next chapter. So nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

“But I guess until somebody invents a computer you plug into your head, we’ll just have to keep going to school. Bummer in the summer!”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

“we walked into the lab, Mrs. Yonkers was sitting on top of her desk, and her computer was on her chair. That was weird. You’re supposed to sit on your chair with the computer on your desk. It was also weird that Mrs.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

“spiff”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

“But it won’t be easy!”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!