If You're Not Yet Like Me Quotes

“The ending changes everything that came before it.”
― Edan Lepucki, If You're Not Yet Like Me

“There is a moment, when a woman’s foolishness slips into delusion. The former is forgivable, the latter isn’t. You will never live it down. Remember that.”
― Edan Lepucki, If You're Not Yet Like Me

“Girls who want to be warriors can't afford to be so careless. And: Girls will bleed, and they will cry.”
― Edan Lepucki, If You're Not Yet Like Me

“All crises, once averted, become jokes.”
― Edan Lepucki, If You're Not Yet Like Me

“There’s nothing more tragic than a man who gains weight like a woman does.”
― Edan Lepucki, If You're Not Yet Like Me

“When I was a kid, I wasn’t sure what kind of woman I would become, but I had a hunch. I dreamt of Valkyries, warriors.”
― Edan Lepucki, If You're Not Yet Like Me

“With a single refusal, Zachary plucked the apathy off of me like a petal from a flower.”
― Edan Lepucki, If You're Not Yet Like Me

“It’s never a bad idea, to let a man think you’re upset, and then pretend you aren’t, not at all. Paranoia feeds lust.”
― Edan Lepucki, If You're Not Yet Like Me

“I imagined swinging from the punching bag of his uvula.”
― Edan Lepucki, If You're Not Yet Like Me