The President's Vampire Quotes

“It's easy to keep secrets when nobody gives a damn.”
― Christopher Farnsworth, The President's Vampire

“If saving the world's not enough, then nothing else is, either.”
― Christopher Farnsworth, The President's Vampire

“I never get tired of people telling me how important their job is as an excuse for screwing it up.”
― Christopher Farnsworth, The President's Vampire

“He was no longer human. And in that moment, at least, he was glad of it.”
― Christopher Farnsworth, The President's Vampire

“How do you think it’s possible for a stoned college dropout behind the counter at Starbucks to live in more luxury than any Roman emperor? You think he works harder than the wetback who picked the beans for his vanilla latte? Hell, no. But he goes home to Internet porn and cable TV and more calories in a single meal than that bean-picker sees all week. Other countries struggle. We consume. America is the biggest, fattest kid at the party, gobbling all the candy. But someone has to break the piñata.”
― Christopher Farnsworth, The President's Vampire

“Of course, it’s entirely possible the reason Cade is so formidable might simply be due to individual temperament: Cade is unusually stubborn and willful, dedicated and tough; what some people call—and I mean this with all due respect—a total bastard.

- "The President's Vampire (Nathaniel Cade Series #2)" by Christopher Farnsworth”
― Christopher Farnsworth, The President's Vampire

“The military had learned the first rule of dealing with monsters: if it’s trying to kill you, it doesn’t matter if it’s impossible.

- "The President's Vampire (Nathaniel Cade Series #2)" by Christopher Farnsworth”
― Christopher Farnsworth, The President's Vampire

“Zack was so hard it hurt.”
― Christopher Farnsworth, The President's Vampire