The Magic Crystal Quotes

“I’d say true friendship is worth fighting for.”
― L.T. Suzuki, The Magic Crystal

“look here you old, painted hussy! I am neither a tart, a trollop, nor am I a strumpet! I am a lady of refined breeding and culture, so bugger off, before this little poppet pops you one in that ugly, wrinkled mug!”
― L.T. Suzuki, The Magic Crystal

“I will not be fooled again. The next cute bunny limping my way will get it!”
― L.T. Suzuki, The Magic Crystal

“Since when do princesses go on quests? They are the ones who remain safely locked away in towers playing the role of damsel-in-distress!”
― L.T. Suzuki, The Magic Crystal

“You are nuttier than a fruitcake, that’s what you are!”
― L.T. Suzuki, The Magic Crystal

“I will only admit she does not make the average man’s eyes bleed, so she is not ugly in the physical sense.”
― L.T. Suzuki, The Magic Crystal

“Sensing this man had issued a challenge, Rose was not about to be outdone by a village idiot.”
― L.T. Suzuki, The Magic Crystal

“For pity’s sake, shut your royal gob and stop with the incessant screaming!” he demanded, pressing a finger to his lips for silence. “It’s damned annoying.”
― L.T. Suzuki, The Magic Crystal