Charlie Joe Jackson's Guide to Not Reading Quotes

“One of my book-reading friends used the term "our story unfolds" when describing a paper he was writing. He became somewhat less of a friend right at that moment.”
― Tommy Greenwald, Charlie Joe Jackson's Guide to Not Reading

“The word love doesn't count when the word ya comes right after it.”
― Tommy Greenwald, Charlie Joe Jackson's Guide to Not Reading

“Eliza.” Katie was still laughing at me. “For a pretty smart guy, Charlie Joe, you can be pretty thick sometimes.” Was that a compliment or an insult?”
― Tommy Greenwald, Charlie Joe Jackson's Guide to Not Reading