Waiting for Somebody to Double Park on My Chest Quotes

“I decided to write this piece because my internal critic told me to write it. At least I think he told me to write it. You see, he only speaks French, and I don't speak any French, so sometimes there can be a lot of confusion. In fact, all I really know about Pierre is that he loves wine, croissants, and women with hairy armpits.”
― Jarod Kintz, Waiting for Somebody to Double Park on My Chest