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God Touched (The Demon Accords, #1) God Touched by John Conroe
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“I'm a firm believer in letting them wonder if you're an idiot, rather than speaking too quickly and removing all doubt.”
John Conroe, God Touched
“I have no Native American heritage, but I had decided as a child that my spirit guide animal would be a bear. We were both loners and fighters, at least that's how I looked at it. I don't know how the Great Bear felt about it, as I had never given him the option to say no.”
John Conroe, God Touched
“Raising children meant much wider consequences for others.  All your actions, both good and bad, would impact another’s life, even after your own was over. ”
John Conroe, God Touched
“I want you to stop working out.  Your fitness levels will continue to improve without effort, and that is one way to slow your fat loss.  I also want you to eat as much high-fat, high-calorie food as you can, like these.”
John Conroe, God Touched
“Lydia, I couldn't figure you out with a four hundred page manual and a telephone help line.”
John Conroe, God Touched
tags: humor, quip
“I don’t see auras like Reiki masters do. ”
John Conroe, God Touched
“What do you do if you’re lost, Chris?”  he had asked.  One of the other guys, a local sheriff’s deputy, had chimed in, “Drop your pants and start to jerk off!  Someone’s bound to see you!”
John Conroe, God Touched
“Dizzy? Check. Vision blurry? Check. Hands shaky? Check.

Perfect for taking on a vampire.

Good night to die. Be with you soon mom and dad. I've had about enough of this ride. Time to get off. Of course the conversation would be different at the precinct house:

"Hey did you hear about Gordon, sucked to death by a creepy Russian dude?." "Well I always knew he was gay."

Screw it.”
John Conroe, God Touched