The Monster Crisp-Guzzler Quotes

“She had the longest tail I'd ever seen on any creature. It curled right round the classroom and moved gently up and down like a huge, long finger waving”
― Malorie Blackman, The Monster Crisp-Guzzler

“Nonsense," Miss Porter told her. "One itsy-bitsy-teeny-tiny little crisp isn't going to hurt."

"But that's the trouble," Hannah argued. "You never have just one ity-bitsy-teeny-tiny little crisp."

"Nonsense," Miss Porter said again. "You all worry too much.”
― Malorie Blackman, The Monster Crisp-Guzzler