Wolf Hunt Quotes

“You don't want to better yourself. You're just a selfish prick. This is about making you feel better, not about helping anybody else. If you wanted to become Mother Theresa, you should have done it when that poor old guy begged you not to break his thumbs, not while we're driving away from a bloodbath. I don't want to hear about any recanting of your previous ways in the middle of a really bad situation. You want to be a better person? Make that decision when we're sipping Margaritas on a luxury cruise.”
― Jeff Strand, Wolf Hunt

“What else kills monsters?"
Lou shrugged. "Direct sunlight?"
"Well, Lou, I'm afraid we already know his weakness isn't direct sunlight, because we've seen him out in the direct goddamn sun!"
"We're brainstorming! You don't criticize ideas in a brainstorming session!”
― Jeff Strand, Wolf Hunt

“Which ones are silver?"
"The ones colored silver."
As a rule, George didn't hit old ladies, though it was a rule for which he was momentarily inclined to try to find a loophole.”
― Jeff Strand, Wolf Hunt

“Oh, how he hated that werewolf. Despised him. Loathed him. Abhorred him. He could take every synonym in the thesaurus, plus all of their foreign language equivalents, including dead languages that only a couple of scholars in the world still knew how to translate, and it wouldn’t come close to expressing just how deeply he hated that man-beast.”
― Jeff Strand, Wolf Hunt

“I will never stop being pissed. He has now created a 'lifetime of seeking vengeance' scenario.”
― Jeff Strand, Wolf Hunt