The Renfield Syndrome Quotes

“Rhiannon's Law #68: If you're going to fly by the seat of your pants, rock out with your cock out. The landing is going to hurt either way, and you might as well make an impression when you nail it.”
― J.A. Saare, The Renfield Syndrome

“Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth power and confirms what others have been saying for years - that you are an idiot.”
― J.A. Saare, The Renfield Syndrome

“Rhiannon's Law #14: There is a reason the truth hurts. When you cease to feel the sting, it means you've stopped caring. And damn, wouldn't that be a total fucking waste?”
― J.A. Saare, The Renfield Syndrome

“You have a lot to answer for, love. I can't decide if I want to take you to my bed and bust that perfect ass of yours or rip off your clothing and take you here and now against the wall.”
― J.A. Saare, The Renfield Syndrome

“Who needs immortal strength when you've got weapons of mass destruction?”
― J.A. Saare, The Renfield Syndrome

“The satisfying sound of bone giving way, as well as his outraged cry, made the you-had-it-coming-asshole angles sing.”
― J.A. Saare, The Renfield Syndrome

“Come with me," he said quietly and extended his hand.
"Nuh-uh." I shook my head, scooting in the opposite direction . "I don't think so, All American Hero.”
― J.A. Saare, The Renfield Syndrome

“Fuck with the bull, assholes, and get the horns.”
― J.A. Saare, The Renfield Syndrome

“The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee”
― J.A. Saare, The Renfield Syndrome