The Web of Fire Quotes

“Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse.”
― Steve Voake, The Web of Fire

“Samuel, safety is my watchword. Rest assured that proper procedures will be followed at all times."
Skipper giggled. "Tell me, Mump. What ARE proper procedures exactly?"
"Simple," said Mump. "One: cause maximum chaos in the shortest possible time. Two: try not to get your head blown off.”
― Steve Voake, The Web of Fire