The Falcon's Malteser Quotes

“Nice day for a funeral.”
― Anthony Horowitz, The Falcon's Malteser

“His first job was to find some rich lady’s pedigree Siamese cat. He managed to run it over on the way to see her. The second job was a divorce case – which you may think is run-of-the-mill until I tell you that the clients were perfectly happily married until he came along… There hadn’t been a third case.”
― Anthony Horowitz, The Falcon's Malteser

“Well . . . I can come back in twenty years, if you like.”
― Anthony Horowitz, The Falcon's Malteser

“I nearly choked on my milkshake.”
― Anthony Horowitz, The Falcon's Malteser

“accompli.”
― Anthony Horowitz, The Falcon's Malteser

“go? We argued. I told him it was a fait accompli.”
― Anthony Horowitz, The Falcon's Malteser

“Arguing with someone like Herbert is a bit like hitting yourself with a brick.”
― Anthony Horowitz, The Falcon's Malteser

“We went to see 101 Dalmations. Herbert cried all the way through. He even cried in the commercials. That’s what sort of guy he is.”
― Anthony Horowitz, The Falcon's Malteser