I Hate This Place Quotes

“Seek, and you shall be disappointed. Knock, and the door shall be slammed in your face.”
― Jimmy Fallon, I Hate This Place: The Pessimist's Guide to Life

“Did you ever sit back and evaluate your life and think, “Boy, things are going just as I always wanted them to?” I didn't think so.”
― Jimmy Fallon, I Hate This Place: The Pessimist's Guide to Life

“I often try to reassure myself by saying, “Well, at least it can't get any worse.” But the truth is, it always can. And that's what really terrifies me.”
― Jimmy Fallon, I Hate This Place: The Pessimist's Guide to Life