You Oughta Know By Now Quotes

“Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.”
― Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now

“It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).”
― Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now

“Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.”
― Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now

“When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.”
― Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now

“There’s no such thing as free kittens.”
― Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now

“Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.”
― Brian P. Cleary, You Oughta Know By Now