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If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me Quotes
If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
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If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me Quotes
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“Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
“Amnesty International should list all daughters as prisoners of war.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
“If you don't know where you're going, you're never going to get there.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
“Old lovers are like socks. They always show up full of static cling and missing their mate.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
“Mom recognizes only two sources of wisdom -- the bible and Hallmark.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
“Mom isn't content taking a stroll down memory lane. She's bought a condo and spends half the year there.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
“Women typically go through four developmental stages; 1. Gotta get a man. 2. Gotta get a house. 3. Gotta get a kid. 4. Gotta get a life. Stage four is commonly referred to as the change of life, or the clinical term men-on-pause.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
“Guys are like dogs. You wish you could take them all home when they're young. But after they've howled all night and slobbered all over everything, you come to realize the ones already trained are much easier to live with.”
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
― If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
