The Cabin in the Woods Quotes

“Oh God, oh God...” Dana chanted,”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“and hide,”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“Yeah. Blood. Sweat. Mmm.” She”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“you’re all gonna die because of me.” Holden”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“Help me!” he screamed”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“Marty coughed and spat a dark mass. Tears burned his eyes. The darkness grew darker. “No... help me!” And then”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“Jules’s hair and swinging her head across the floor in a blood-smearing arc. He slammed the door shut again, falling against it just as the thing smashed into”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“This had only just begun. •”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“seen Sitterson knew what was happening: in the mechanism older than Man, a small metal hammer struck a glass vial, cracking it from top to bottom and releasing the blood retained inside. The blood ran into a brass funnel that extended into a long, long pipe, running even deeper through rock and dark spaces, emerging eventually into a place deeper still. Here, the”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“Music, and moonlight, and love and ro...mance.” he sang softly to himself, tapping some computer”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“Baby, this is why we came here,” Curt breathed into her mouth. “It’s romantic.” He turned her, one hand on her”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“The pain outlives the flesh.”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“without the pot affecting his judgment.”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“jock and his blonde girlfriend were fooling around naked, whipping at each other’s butts with twisted towels, wrestling, but Sitterson knew that she was teasing, putting everything on view but not making anything available. Not yet, at least. The jock didn’t seem aware of this, and when”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“The cute brunette—and damn, was she cute!— turned her back on the covered painting as she changed, which gave him a perfect view. Sweet, pert breasts, as yet defiant of gravity and not weighed down with the responsibility of childbirth. Strong limbs, long legs, a flat stomach rippled with the subtle evidence of running and other exercise. And she shaved. Most college kids her age did, he’d come to learn. That didn’t do it for Sitterson,”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“them growing, and now he was certain that she felt it too. She was as keen to be close to him as he was to her. It felt a little awkward in the company of the others—he’d invaded their group, after all, and he couldn’t shake the feeling that Curt had brought him along as a potential fix-up. But he couldn’t deny the effect she was having over him. He only hoped she’d brought a bikini. He”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization

“Oh, so slimy bastard shithead had been a lecturer?”
― Tim Lebbon, The Cabin in the Woods: The Official Movie Novelization