Happyslapped by a Jellyfish Quotes

“it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.”
― Karl Pilkington, Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The Words of Karl Pilkington

“I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob.
They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod.
They float about blind, stinging people in the seas,
And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas.
Get rid of 'em!”
― Karl Pilkington, Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The Words of Karl Pilkington

“Normally you can’t hear your own voice cos you’re talking over it,”
― Karl Pilkington, Happyslapped by a Jellyfish: The Words of Karl Pilkington