Yukon Ho! Quotes

“At the dinner table...

CALVIN, looking like an x-ray version of himself:
Bombarded by high energy photons, Calvin is transformed into a living x-ray.

CALVIN:
Although this condition will facilitate future medical diagnoses, it does make Calvin's presence at the dinner table a disgusting ordeal.

CALVIN:
Everyone can see Calvin's food being ground into mushy pulp and swallowed!
At this moment, Calvin chews up a large spoonful of creamed corn!

CALVIN'S DAD, leaning in at the dinner table:
For gosh sakes, close your mouth when you chew!!
You think we want to SEE that?

CALVIN, physically back to normal, except that his mouth is open amazingly wide, with full view of his current mouthful:
MKGHH!
SMACK!
BLAGHKH!”
― Bill Watterson, Yukon Ho!

“Calvin sees the landline telephone ringing. He picks up the receiver.

CALVIN:

Hello

THE VOICE OF THE CALLER:

May I speak with your father, please?

CALVIN:

Heck, you don't need MY permisson! Be my guest!

CALVIN, turning his back on the phone. He hangs up. Then he sneers:

What a weirdo.

THE LANDLINE TELPHONE:

Ring, Ring”
― Bill Watterson, Yukon Ho!

“CALVIN:
Look, Hobbes, I got a magic carpet.

HOBBES:
What's so magic about it?

CALVIN:
Magic carpets FLY! You can ride them.

HOBBES:
Isn't this the rug from the hallway?

CALVIN:
Up, Rug!
Up! Up!

CALVIN:
Hey, Look!
It works!
Ok, rug, warp factor five.

HOBBES:
Is this legal?
Do you have your registration and proof of insurance?”
― Bill Watterson, Yukon Ho!