Fugitive from the Cubicle Police Quotes

“Honesty is the best policy unless it's being done to you.”
― Scott Adams, Fugitive from the Cubicle Police

“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
― Scott Adams, Fugitive from the Cubicle Police

“Why is it that the nuttiest people define reality?”
― Scott Adams, Fugitive from the Cubicle Police

“Purchase order... Budget transfer... Legal review... Accounting classification... Inventory... These steps are necessary to prevent employees from doing something uneconomical.”
― Scott Adams, Fugitive from the Cubicle Police

“- I'm going to turn my attention to philanthropy.
- Is that the study of people named Phil?
- It's mostly about watching people beg, and having buildings named after me.”
― Scott Adams, Fugitive from the Cubicle Police