God of Beer Quotes

“So beer is our bread?”
― Garret Keizer, God of Beer

“My master gives me bread and beer and every good thing.”
― Garret Keizer, God of Beer

“If God came to India, he'd have to come as bread. If God came to Willoughby union he'd have to came as what?”
― Garret Keizer, God of Beer

“I'd probably put those salt and pepper shakers away now, David, because we're about to be visited by dribbling cannibal psychopath and we wouldn't want to tease these fellows. Of course, if they're very hungry, I do have this left arm that I don't use all that much. ”
― Garret Keizer, God of Beer

“Killt him a b'ar when he was only three.”
― Garret Keizer, God of Beer