Porno Quotes

“You can't lie to your soul.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“You were what you were and you are what you are. Fuck that regrets bullshit.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“There's that horrible-beautiful moment, that bitter-sweet impasse where you know that somebody is bullshitting you but they're doing it with such panache and conviction...no, it's because they say exactly what you want to hear, at that point in time.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“I'm more of a warrior than you'll ever be. I believe in the class war. I believe in the battle of the sexes. I believe in my tribe. I believe in the righteous, intelligent clued-up section of the working classes against the brain-dead moronic masses as well as the mediocre, soulless bourgeoisie.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“Even as I'm shoveling up my hooter, I realize the sad truth. Coke bores me, It bores us all. We're jaded cunts, in a scene we hate, a city we hate, pretending that we're at the center of the universe, trashing ourselves with crap drugs to stave off the feeling that real life is happening somewhere else, aware that all we're doing is feeding that paranoia and disenchantment, yet somehow we're too apathetic to stop. Cause, sadly, there's nothing else of interest to stop for.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“But even Es and cocaine, over the years they blow holes in your brain, rob you of your memories, your past. Which is fair enough, convenient even.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“...we need tits and arse because they have got to be available to us; to be pawed, fucked, wanked over. Because we’re men? No. Because we’re consumers. Because those are things we like, things we intrinsically feel or have been conned into believing will give us value, release satisfaction. We value them so we need to at least have the illusion of their availability. For tits and arse read coke, crisps, speedboats, cars, houses, computers, designer labels, replica shirts. That’s why advertising and pornography are similar; they sell the illusion of availability and the non-consequence of consumption.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“I'm more of a warrior than you'll ever be. I believe in the class war. I believe in the battle of the sexes. I believe in my tribe. I believe in the righteous, intelligent clued-up section of the working classes against the brain-dead moronic masses as well as the mediocre, soulless bourgeoisie. I believe in punk rock. In northern soul. In acid house. In mod. In rock and roll. I also believe in pre commercial righteous, rap and hip hop. That's my manifesto.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“It's hard to maintain both smack and crack habbits and remember to keep up mobile-phone payments.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“Ye see, Rab, it's due to the way we feel about our arseholes. We now believe, as a species, if our soul is located anywhere in our bodies, it's up our arses. That's where it all goes. It makes sense. That's why we're obsessed with anal jokes, anal sex, anal hobbies...the arsehole - not the brain, not space - is the last frontier. That's what makes us revolutionaries.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“He's going on and on, and I can't be bothered. I just can't be fuckin well arsed saying something like: Solaris shites all over 2001, and then listening to him arguing vehemently against it. Or, alternatively, waiting for him to say it, and then being expected to argue engingly, as if to agree, even if we do, is a sign that we're effete proofs. I can't be bothered with it and I can't even be bothered to tell him that I can'be be bothered.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“It's easy to love, or for that matter hate, somebody in their absence, somebody we don't really know...”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“N it's fuckin well beyond violence, it's beyond even sexual; it's a kind ay love, a fuckin bizarre, vain-glorious self-adoration, way past the fuckin ego even. Ah'm findin somethin...ah'm...but it's what bein a hard man is aboot; it's a journey, a fuckin self-destructive quest tae find yir limits, cause they fuckin limits eywis come in the form ay a harder man. A big, stong, stiff-hard man whae can dae it for ye, whae can teach ye, show ye whaire ye stand, where yir fuckin parameters ur.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“E por aí vão, metidos nessa batalha, testando forças e afirmando um ao outro que não discordam fundamentalmente mesmo quando há um abismo entre seus posicionamentos, ou ainda discutindo violentamente em cima de diferenças de ênfase mínimas e pedantes. Em outras palavras, estão agindo com o perfeitos estudantes de merda.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“Óóó. É sempre bom abandonar alguém que diz que gostaria de ver você de novo, porque inevitavelmente chegaria o dia em que você ia ter que abandonar essa pessoa porque ela não quer ver você de novo.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“Money gives you the luxury of not caring about it. You can affect to find it crass and vulgar, but see how crass and vulgar it is when there’s none of it in your pocket.”
― Irvine Welsh, T2 Trainspotting

“Bit it's what bein a hard man is aw aboot; its a journey, a fucking self destructive quest tae find yir limits, cause they fuckin limits eywis come in the form ay a harder man. A big. strong, stiff hard man whae can dae it for ye, whae can teach ye, show ye whaire ye stand, where yir fuckin parameters ur.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“Now I’ll be left alone, and that’s all you want, all you crave out of life: to be left alone while you get on with the business of interfering with others. In”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“it should be the likes ay us that agitate for change, but aw we dae is drugs.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“It’s a bad one, man. Ah sit thaire jist likes, stunned; feeling aw raw n hollowed oot fae the inside. It’s like whin you’ve been knocked back by a bird ye fancy, no thit that’s happened tae me for a long time bein wi Ali likes but, like ye’ve been intae a lassie for ages, n ye sort go, eh, awright, what aboot, likesay, you n me, likes, eh … n she goes: naw. No way. Fuck off.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“If every cunt had a ride whin they hud a heidache, thir widnae be as much fuckin trouble in the world.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“Ye see, Rab, it’s due to the way we feel about our arseholes. We now believe, as a species, if our soul is located anywhere in our bodies, it’s up our arses. That’s where it all goes. It makes sense. That’s why we’re obsessed with anal jokes, anal sex, anal hobbies... the arsehole – not the brain, not space – is the last frontier. That’s what makes us revolutionaries.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“É, o mundo moderno tem um tipo de seleção natural e não tem jeito de eu me encaixar nessa história não. Os bichano tipo eu acabam tudo extinto.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“Como a maioria das pessoa desse mundo, a minha maldade é meio que um a maldade passiva, uma maldade por omissão, por não fazer nada porque não me importo com ninguém o suficiente pra intervir e tal, com exceção das pessoa que eu conheço bem . Por que não consigo me importar com todo mundo do jeito que me importo com quem eu conheço?”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“Age makes most girls into women, but men never really stop being boys.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“Большинство девушек с возрастом превращается в женщин, но мужики навсегда остаются мальчишками. Вот почему я всегда им завидовала - из-за этой чудесной способности всю жизнь барахтаться в глупости и незрелости, чему я всегда старалась подражать.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“Иногда приходится попотеть, чтобы узнать человека поближе.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“Понимаешь, всё зависит от того, как мы относимся к собственным жопам. Мы полагаем, что если в нашем теле и присутствует бессмертная душа, то она расположена именно в жопе. Вот с чего всё начинается. И в этом есть смысл. Именно поэтому в последнее время в нашем обществе и возник культ задницы, всякие шутки на анальные темы, анальный секс, анальные хобби... задница - не мозги, не космос, а именно задница - это наш последний оплот. Если мы революционеры, то только поэтому.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“... Потому что мы с тобой просто члены. Вот и всё. А рулят женщины.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno

“Если в восьмидесятые годы мир означал "я", в девяностые - "оно", то сейчас это скорее "-ый". Всё должно быть расплывчатым, но качественным и стильным.”
― Irvine Welsh, Porno