Demonic Quotes

“A very large number of body parts were hitting the ground.”
― Jeff Strand, Demonic

“Eat my dick, Satan!” I shouted. I was less proud of that.”
― Jeff Strand, Demonic

“Then I proceeded to go batshit, bugfuck insane with it.”
― Jeff Strand, Demonic

“I kept shooting until I was out of bullets again. Then I flung the gun at him.”
― Jeff Strand, Demonic

“Dating apps didn’t offer many opportunities to save somebody from a hellish existence.”
― Jeff Strand, Demonic

“And the acceptance that you’re utterly fucked comes with a sort of freedom. If I was going to die tonight—or at least begin the process of a slow agonizing death—why not at least make it as difficult for these assholes as possible?”
― Jeff Strand, Demonic

“And then...a moment of lucidity. I was drenched in blood, waving around a chainsaw while cackling like a madman. What had I become? The moment of lucidity vanished, and I resumed the slaughter.”
― Jeff Strand, Demonic

“I threw up twice more during the process, turning away so that I wouldn’t vomit right on him, a courtesy I couldn’t quite explain.”
― Jeff Strand, Demonic