Mrs. Lizzy Is Dizzy! Quotes

“Emily’s mom doesn’t put the breakfast in her pajamas!”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Lizzy Is Dizzy!

“Yodel-adle-eedle-idle. Yodel-adle-eedle-idle. Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo! Yo-yo yodel-laydee-hoo yodel-laydee-hoo, yodel-laydee-hoo, yodel-laydee-hoo.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Lizzy Is Dizzy!

“Yodel-adle-eedle-idle. Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo! Yo-yo yodel-laydee-hoo yodel-laydee-hoo, yo-yo yodel-yodel-laydee, yo-yo yodel-yodel-laydee-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo, yippee odelay dee ahdelay ayaayayayay ohohohoh ladelayhee tee rodeo hee hee.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Lizzy Is Dizzy!

“disgusting!”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Lizzy Is Dizzy!

“Lizzie.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Lizzy Is Dizzy!

“Naaaaaaayyyyy,” said Pootie. “Milk comes out of goats?” I asked. “I thought milk came out of cows.” “It comes out of goats, too, Arlo,” said Andrea. Little Miss Know-It-All was proud of herself because she knew something I didn’t know. I hate her. “See, we learned something already,” said Mrs. Lizzy. “Goats”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Lizzy Is Dizzy!

“The weirdness never stops! Help! With the Recess Enrichment Program, A.J. and the gang have to take classes even during recess! The new teacher, Mrs. Lizzy, teaches how to make balloon animals, how to compost worms, and lots of other weird useless skills that nobody would ever want to know in a million hundred years!”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Lizzy Is Dizzy!